Contrary to popular belief, I'm dating Peter Parker.
This is why I’m single..

This is why I’m single..

lgbtlaughs:

Pink Zebra Ninja Shoes

r0bertbrowniejr:

Yesterday my mom posted a picture on Facebook of my 5 year old brother Sam wearing a pair of shoes he picked out for his first day of preschool.

She explained to him in the store that they were really made for girls. Sam then…

What a doll!

Anonymous: Tits tits in my face, thats the shit i want to taste! they go boom boom like super bass, push them tithes in my face!

You’re a modern day Shakespeare. *cue slow clapping*

Anonymous: PLEAAAAASE show us your tits

Mr. Superman no here..

buuut I was asked super nicely if I could promo.

So, if everyone could check out themythicaltruth it would be tres rad.

He’s cute and has a pretty cool blog.

Thanks sexy people.

<3

Anonymous: HOW big ARE YOUR BOOBS ?

Fun size.

@ The Opera House!
Me - Alissa - Adam
&lt;3

@ The Opera House!

Me - Alissa - Adam

<3

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